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I hadn't planned to watch so many of the Weismuller Tarzans, but darned if they aren't pretty entertaining. Formulaic and sometimes contrived, but entertaining. And the "Tarzan collection" complies two movies on each disc, so I've basically been compelled to watch them all. I'm not going to review Tarzan's Secret Treasure; it has its charms, but it's basically more of the same (the usual whiteys show up and learn from Boy that there are gold nuggets all over the nearby river; scheming and moral conflict ensue). The movie's main innovations are in a cute native kid, a stereotypical comedy relief Irishman named O'Doul, and the fact that the de rigeur swimming sequence and the de rigeur elephant stampede/native battle climax are all combined into one--yes, that means SWIMMING ELEPHANTS.

It's the next Tarzan movie that gives us what, in a sense, we've been waiting for since the series began: Tarzan travelling to civilization and KICKING ITS ASS.

Just another day on the African escarpment with Tarzan, Jane, Boy and Cheetah, by which I mean that some more ruthless and unethical poachers land nearby. At this point I think Tarzan's "remote lost world" ought to charge tickets; it would do wonders for the local economy. Tarzan's rage and annoyance at their arrival is palpable, and at this point, who could blame him? However, Boy's still intrigued by civilization and can't resist heading down to the plane. The poachers were only here to collect lions for a circus in New York, but when they see Boy's knack for doing a little routine with the elephants, the circus man Buck Rand gets a greedy gleam in his eye. In very short order, Boy gets hustled into the plane, Tarzan and Jane come running to save him, and the native attack arrives almost an hour early. in the confusion, Tarzan and Jane are apparently killed, giving the more conflicted white people license to take off with Boy.

But of course Tarzan and Jane are fine, and almost immediately set out to get their son back--Tarzan in particular looks believably desperate to get Boy back RIGHT NOW. But of course they're going to have to do a montage-trek across Africa, swap gold nuggets for a plane ride and some "civilized" clothing (Tarzan, needless to say, isn't crazy about having to wear a suit, though I suspect that after six films Weissmuller was eager to wear something besides a loincloth on screen).

Tarzan, who of course is going to be at a disadvantage once they get to New York, agrees to shut up and do things Jane's way, but as we all know, the way of the jungle is way more effective. After wreaking havoc in a hotel, a cab and a ritzy nightclub that provides them with their main lead (actually, Cheetah's the one who causes most of the problems--why exactly did they bring her along?) things take a bizarre twist as the film becomes...a legal drama? Yes, without ever having seen Boy, Tarzan and Jane are forced to hire a lawyer to extract him from a bond the circus owners have posted with the immigration service, and we get a couple of scenes where Tarzan takes the stand. In fact, the system seems to be working at getting Boy back ("Law good," grunts an appreciative Tarzan) until Jane lets it slip that he's techncially not their biological son. Suddenly their case looks a whole lot shakier, and a frustrated Tarzan gets Jane's permission to FREAK OUT ON EVERYONE'S ASSES. He pitches the prosecuting attorney into the witness stand, jumps out a window, and clambers away across the rooftops (some surpisingly effective stunt work here). He quickly tracks Boy to the circus and is thrown in a cage for his troubles, but of course, Tarzan keeps his elephant-stampeding powers in reserve.

Although I'm guessing taking Tarzan and his brood to New york was probably motivated by external factors like cheapness and the desire of Weismuller and O'Sullivan to ditch the loincloths, the fact is this is exactly the kind of thing the series needed. The whole formula was getting pretty stale by this point, and besides, this moves things a little closer to the Burroughs mythology and expands Tarzan's experiences a little bit (I don't care how happy they are up there, you can't convince me Jane at least wouldn't appreciate a bit of a change of scenery after years of living in the wildest depths of the jungle.) Watching Tarzan do his vine-swinging schtick from cables and ladders in an extended sequence is surprisingly thrilling, even in 2006, and there's even a bit of social commentary in Tarzan's brush with the modern (in 1942) world.

From what I understand, the next movie features Tarzan vs. the Nazis AND the queen of a lost civilization. Looking forward to it!

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From what I understand, the next movie features Tarzan vs. the Nazis AND the queen of a lost civilization. Looking forward to it!


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I think the courtroom scene would have been much more effective if upon hearing that they may lose Boy Tarzan called for an elephant stampede. I mean come on, it's almost a running joke now, so it would have been perfect if suddenly the halls of justice were full of enraged pachyderms.

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I think the courtroom scene would have been much more effective if upon hearing that they may lose Boy Tarzan called for an elephant stampede. I mean come on, it's almost a running joke now, so it would have been perfect if suddenly the halls of justice were full of enraged pachyderms.

If the cosmos ever gets tilted on its side and I'm presented with an opportunity to remake this movie, I'm definitely stealing that idea.

Tarzan's lawyer: No more questions, Your Honor.
Judge: Counsellor, would you like to cross-examine?
Other lawyer: Yes, Your Honor. Now then, Mr. Tarzan, isn't it true that Boy is in fact not your son, and that you were forced to adopt when the Production Code Administration and the Catholic Legion of Decency jointly decreed that you and your jungle-law wife would have to quit dropping so many hints that you were having sex?
Tarzan: AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAAAHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Elephants: *Enter, stage left*

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El Santo wrote:
Tarzan's lawyer: No more questions, Your Honor.
Judge: Counsellor, would you like to cross-examine?
Other lawyer: Yes, Your Honor. Now then, Mr. Tarzan, isn't it true that Boy is in fact not your son, and that you were forced to adopt when the Production Code Administration and the Catholic Legion of Decency jointly decreed that you and your jungle-law wife would have to quit dropping so many hints that you were having sex?
Tarzan: AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAAAHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Elephants: *Enter, stage left*

What Perry Mason should have been. :D

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Chadzilla wrote:
El Santo wrote:
Tarzan's lawyer: No more questions, Your Honor.
Judge: Counsellor, would you like to cross-examine?
Other lawyer: Yes, Your Honor. Now then, Mr. Tarzan, isn't it true that Boy is in fact not your son, and that you were forced to adopt when the Production Code Administration and the Catholic Legion of Decency jointly decreed that you and your jungle-law wife would have to quit dropping so many hints that you were having sex?
Tarzan: AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAAAHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Elephants: *Enter, stage left*

What Perry Mason should have been. :D

No. If it were Perry Mason, the scene would play out this way.

Perry Mason: Mr. Tarzan, isn't it true that Boy is in fact not your son, and that you were forced to adopt when the Production Code Administration and the Catholic Legion of Decency jointly decreed that you and your jungle-law wife would have to quit dropping so many hints that you were having sex?


Tarzan: AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAYYYAAA....*hurk*

Perry Mason: Don't f*** with me, Jungle man. I faced down Godzilla, you little whipped bitch.

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Bergerjacques wrote:
Chadzilla wrote:
El Santo wrote:
Tarzan's lawyer: No more questions, Your Honor.
Judge: Counsellor, would you like to cross-examine?
Other lawyer: Yes, Your Honor. Now then, Mr. Tarzan, isn't it true that Boy is in fact not your son, and that you were forced to adopt when the Production Code Administration and the Catholic Legion of Decency jointly decreed that you and your jungle-law wife would have to quit dropping so many hints that you were having sex?
Tarzan: AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAAAHHHAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Elephants: *Enter, stage left*

What Perry Mason should have been. :D

No. If it were Perry Mason, the scene would play out this way.

Perry Mason: Mr. Tarzan, isn't it true that Boy is in fact not your son, and that you were forced to adopt when the Production Code Administration and the Catholic Legion of Decency jointly decreed that you and your jungle-law wife would have to quit dropping so many hints that you were having sex?


Tarzan: AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAYYYAAA....*hurk*

Perry Mason: Don't f*** with me, Jungle man. I faced down Godzilla, you little whipped bitch.

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I love the scene in this flick where the circus guy is holding Tarzan at gunpoint, not realizing that Cheetah has just climbed in a window behind him. Tarzan mumbles a phrase in jungle talk, and the guy asks "what does that mean?". Cheetah grabs a cane and thumps the guy on the head :D


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Let there be no mistake - Tarzan is NOT a New York City attraction. Many other things are, but not Tarzan.

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Let there be no mistake - Tarzan is NOT a New York City attraction. Many other things are, but not Tarzan.

That we never got Tarzan vs King Kong is a crying shame.

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Movie Mike wrote:
Bergerjacques wrote:
Let there be no mistake - Tarzan is NOT a New York City attraction. Many other things are, but not Tarzan.

That we never got Tarzan vs King Kong is a crying shame.


I think I would like a scene where officials are staring at Kong atop the Empire State Building.

"How are we going to get him off the there"

"We'll have to shoot him down"

Suddenly a small figure in leopard skins scrambles up the walls to the top of the skyscraper and all grows quiet as Kong looks down.

"KONG! OOMGOWAH KAHBOOTOO. NOW!!"

And Kong, looking dejected, obediantly sets Fay Wray down and quietly descends the building like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

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And Kong, looking dejected, obediantly sets Fay Wray down and quietly descends the building like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

And then Tarzan whaps Kong across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

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And Cheetah looks at Kong as if to say, "you see the 1upmushroom I have to put up with??"

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I'm pretty sure it was Cheeta, Tantor, and Jad-bal-ja who were the founders of the ASPCA.

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