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I thought about deleting after banning, but this is just too f***ing random to be expunged.

See if it had been Godzilla insurance it would have made more sense.

From an old Franklin Ayji routine...
"Tell me miss Odaka, how did Hedio die?"
"Well, he was bitten in half by Godzilla"
"Oh, I'm sorry Miss Odaka. I see by your policy you're only covered for Rodan and the Giant Behemouth."

"Hello, my name is Akira Okachaba. Yesterday, I cam home to find my house in flames, and a 1.000 foot reptile walking away, saying 'burn, baby burn. But I called my Oriental Farms insurance agent! And he was jonny on the spot, with two bottle of Saki, and enough typing paper to rebuild my home."

Check the name of that firm again--Johnson, Voorhees, and Martucci? Methinks "tornado insurance" is a cover-up!

This is a good example of what my fourth-grade art teacher must have meant when she said, "When you make a mistake, don't tear it up! Make something good out of it!"