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Movie Mike
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Godzilla shilling energy drinks kind of seems like a natural.
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Hman
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Imagine Godzilla promoting his energy drink on an infomercial and then the host taking a sip and melting into a puddle of primordial goo.
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Cliffie
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Or at least developing a healthy greenish glow...
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KeithAllison
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Well, they may not be as tall as Godzilla, but the Return of the Living Dead zombies, a least as they were presented in the first film, are pretty terrifyingly difficult to beat.
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Hman
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Godzilla's Energy Drink...it turns man...into H-Man!!!!
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The Mud Puppy
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Hmm, that sounds like a brilliant idea for a crossover!
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TelstarMan
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For that matter, there's a severed wight hand and forearm in A Song of Ice and Fire that is still animate and moving up until the point that it rots to pieces; it takes something like three or four months for it to stop being dangerous after the body it was cut from was burnt on a pyre.
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Flangepart
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And as H-Man is radioactive, Godzilla will have a fair fight!
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choconado
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I'm going to go with zombies en masse as well. Maybe a Kaiju vs. undead flick would be interesting?
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theflyingorange
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How is the arm dangerous? Firm handshakes?
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El Santo
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Hmm... Godzilla vs. Nakigara ? Japanese government, in desperation over persistent Godzilla attacks, hires Balinese Leak master to reanimate the carcass of a slain fourth-string kaiju-- like, say, that giganimous vulture who shows up briefly in Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster for no purpose other than to get his ass resoundingly kicked?
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ProfessorMortis
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Well, assuming zombies can't bite through G's skin, I can only see that ending with Godzilla completely ignoring them, except when he steps on them.
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Hman
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The first rumor for "Godzilla 2000" was that it was going to be a continuation of the Heisei series in which makind would cross Godzilla with Battra to make a monster who'd take on Godzilla Junior and Ghost Godzilla (who would've been the ghost of the '54 Godzilla).
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KeithAllison
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Thus I decree that Japan and all the world should lay to rest this post-ring obsession with the ghosts of little kids and girls with long hair and move on to films about the ghosts of giant monsters.
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The Mud Puppy
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Exactly. I mean, a ghost child crawls out your TV, you'll probably be freaked out, but you might be able to run away in time. Try running away when zombie Titanosaurus rears out of your TV set...
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