Wayne's World 2, Mike Meyers and Drew Barrymore.

"We do the weird stuff"

"There will be blood, it might be yours, so go kill someone. Signed Bad Horse."

"These aren't the Hammer."







"the Hammer is my penis."

Yes, I was watching Dr Horrible again last night. Good gravy it's awesome.

Possibly my new favorite line of all time, from Kick-Ass:

"Under control?! You're grabbing a f**king bazooka, dumbass!"

[the entire script for Dr. Strangelove.]

Bunky: It takes all kinds.
Spud: Is that what it takes. I always wondered what it took.
-State and Main
I love that movie

There's that line in Magnolia that Tom Cruise utters with such greater and somewhat scary dedication.

Wilson: He Has to know why.
Ed: You think a guy like him ever will?
- The Limey
Luis Guzman selling a bit of stock crime novel dialogue with oscar worthy delivery. Actually that's sorta the whole movie really

"Evidence suggests that this massacre was the work of ninjas!"
- Sgt. Jackson, American Ninja

"Sir, it's the Piranha..."
"I thought I told you never to say that word..."
"But sir, the piranha!"
"What about the g#dd#mn piranha!?"
"They're eating the guests."
- Dick Miller & Underling, Piranha.

On a related note...

"Lost River Lake: terror, horror, death. Film at eleven."
--The TV news weighs in on the situation, also in Piranha.


And while I'm thinking of New World Pictures...

"Do your parents know you're Ramones?!"
--Evelyn Togar discovers the limits of a high school principal's powers of intimidation in Rock 'n' Roll High School.

Also from that last one:

"They're ugly...ugly, ugly, ugly people."

--A cop, played by Dick Miller, after looking at Joey, Tommy, Johnny and Dee Dee up close.

Duckman: I can't believe they shared their girlfriends with us, Corny. I just spent the night with the sexiest, most insatiable, voluptuous, adventurous, least-inhibited woman I've ever met. If she didn't suddenly get a headache... woo-hoo! There's no telling what wild and tawdry escapades we might have experienced. How was your night?

Cornfed: Like yours, minus the headache.

From Total Recall

Arnold: You know Harry from work? He wants to.... GET DOWN!

"All this intravenous stuff isn't good for you; stick to smoking."

Godzilla vs. Biollante


(Interpol Agent Nabara giving one of the silliest exposition speeches in film history) "Six months ago they came to our attention. We threw out a web to find the truth. And you fell into it. And that's all there is to the story."

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla

*payphone rings, masked luchador answers*

"Si... Si..."

*luchador calls out to the other four luchadores in the tavern with him*

"Hermanos! The Devil has built a robot!"


--Los Hermanos Numeros get the call to action in the fifth-season "Angel" episode, The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco.

That's just...beautiful.

"The use of unncessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers...has been approved."

--A police dispatch officer letting everyone know it's okay to go crazy now at the end of The Blues Brothers

<luchadore brothers all jump up and clap in unison>

<still in unison> "ANDALE!"