Repetitions from previous threads is allowed.


"Egon, how are you holding up?"
"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for racional thought."

"As a representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I urge you to cease all supernatural activity and return to your place of origin, or to the nearest parallel dimension."
"That did it. Thanks, Ray."

"I am the Prince of Darkness, the Lord of the Manor of Carpathia. Turn here."-Dracula introducing himself and giving driving directions at the same time

"When a man comes into my laboratory, and wears on his hand the unholy seal of Dracula, I know that there can be no scientific answer to anything"-Dr. Dureya, in my favorite of his many insane ramblings
-Dracula vs. Frankenstein

"Super-this, super-that, super-ugatz!"-Jolly

"These hands, Chucky, these hands gave us lasagna, mostacholi, pizza, the most beloved foods in the world! And what did we give them Chucky? Death, dishonor, the chance to thumb rosary beads while we were in jail"-Dominic Micelli

-The Executioner

"Communism was a red herring!" - One of several brilliant lines in Clue

"A polar bear fell on me." - the lone remaining henchman on being asked what he saw when his boss was murdinated in Roadhouse

"Dorito?" - The final line of The Doom Generation, perfectly avoiding any mention of the previous hour and a half of film.

From Casablanca, maybe my favorite film:



The whole film is a masterful study in dialogue writing.

"...so rub one out, for the USA!!!" - The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.

"Ah, my achin' banana!"

And on a related note...

"There is no ####ing ice cream in your ####ing future!"-- Otis, taking a hard line against stopping for sugary snacks while on the lam in The Devil's Rejects.

ALPHA-60: Your name is written "Ivan Johnson," but it is pronounced "Lemmy Caution," Secret Agent Zero Zero Three of the Outlands. You are a threat to the security of Alphaville.

CAUTION: I refuse to become what you call "normal."

---Alphaville

"Some are born to fail, others have it thrust upon them."

-- Hard Times

"You mean you're actually considering helping this escaped murderer?"
"Murderer? You're the murderer, trying to cut off my head!"
"That's different!"

-Ray Milland idignantly justifies himself in The Thing With Two Heads

"Let's go McDonald's"-a triumphant Black Belt Jones

"Black Belt, she is bad, she is good"-BBJ's kid sidekick on Gloria Hendry

"He's throwing panties at us?"-Big Tuna

Black Belt Jones

"There's only 3 things that make Tucker angry-one of them is when you mess with his family"-the chief

"Howard, these men are angel dust dealers"-Rudy Ray Moore's Tucker to a seemingly random passing jogger who proceeds to help him kick drug dealer ass

"I hate you Aunt Betty, I hate you"-Tucker under the influence of Dust

Avenging Disco Godfather

"Hello? Uh-huh. Uh... what? OK. Sure! OK, bye"

Jim Kelly, the master of bad phone acting, same film.

"Of course you may bring ze brewskies." - Casanova Frankenstein, Mystery Men

"Geez, Pam, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

-- Bob McKenzie, Strange Brew

"If it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty of that. If it's a crime to give a one-trillion dollar bill to Communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then by God I'll soon be guilty of that, too!"


"...because none of that would be possible without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a helluva lot of stars!"

- The Simpsons

"Sir, this line is reserved for emergency calls only."
"NO @#$%ING @#$% LADY! DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERING A PIZZA!?"

- Die Hard